I feel like punching this person

Dear PAD Member,

I'll be happy to answer any questions you may have regarding this meeting, as it was a necessity based on an incident which occurred at your school this week. I am the District Justice for PAD and I have the authority to call a mandatory meeting at any time, at my discretion. If you chose not to come, then that is completely up to you. You will miss the opportunity to participate in the business I am presenting to the chapter which is of vital importance for the remainder of the year. The short notice could not be avoided under the circumstances. Of course, I would have liked to have been able to give you more time, but that was not an option. No one will be kicked out if they do not attend, but you will not have the ability to participate in the business that will be conducted if you do not attend. The agenda for the meeting will be published 24 hours prior to meeting. I have not received any other emails from any other chapter members outside yourself, but you are welcome to direct them to me should they have questions concerning chapter business. And if you could, please send me your name, so next time I can address you by your name.



Fraternally,

John Doe
District Justice
Phi Alpha Delta Law Fraternity International

I am going to respond, but every time I write something back, it comes out like this: bite me you little weiner. You still have not told me what this stupid meeting is about. And bite me. You weiner.

So what should I write back?