I'm pretty sure I was meant to be brown or was brown in another life. I think women of color are so much more attractive than honkies like me. Ugly Brazilians do not exist.

Speaking of non sequiters, I saw Cloverfield and thought it was good, but the audience at my showing was annoying. The average age was 16--need I say more?

DId you know they only released the first season of Who's the Boss due to disappointing sales? Bullshit. I need to know if Angela and Tony get together--no, I need to see for my own eyes. I'm calling on all Alyssa Milano fans to demand the release of the other 7 seasons. Isn't it strange that shows like Charmed (which Alyssa was a part of) have these crazed, rabid fans but quality programs such as Who's the Boss or Small Wonder don't?

So there's this homoerotic hotdog commercial that is for a local hotdoggery here in the town I live which shall remained unnamed so as to protect me from my crazed, rabid fans. This commercial shows a cook showing off how large the hotdogs at this establishment are--and he does this by making an ok sign with a hotdog in the "O" part and then shaking his hand. It just seems so naturall when he does it--as if he had some practice in placing his hand around a tubular meat product and then shaking the meat product. And he has the biggest smile on his face.

Cut to customers in the restaurant (all men) talking with their mouths full. There are captions underneath so we the viewers can understand what these men with mouths full of meat are talking about. And the very last man has ??? as his captioning--because his mouth is so full of meat that no one can understand him.
I love this commercial.

I hate the people in this library--stop talking!!!!!!!!!
I cannot spell check.