Yet another Gary Coleman update: he is still a virgin despite being married for several months. In an interview (on the ever classy The Insider) he said he didn't want to rush things because when you rush, you make mistakes. Umm...you are already married so you won't make the mistake of choosing the "wrong" person. And there are only so many ways to do 'it', and your lady will probably let you know which orifice she prefers it in and you are going to be terrible for a little while any way, so you might as well just do it already. He is so fascinatingly weird.

Want to see something gross/weird?
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2008-01/23/content_6415939.htm

In honor of valentine's day, here's the last thing that was said to me by a male: at least you're a warm douchebag.
Any wonder I am single?
In context, the comment wasn't bad, but it is so much more amusing out of context.