You hoo, it's me, Batman

Alternative title: Batman and Bar Exams

I had a great night last night thanks to 3 lovely ladies. Part of that evening was watching the new Batman movie. Here is my spoiler free review:

Batman has a distracting speech impediment. I told this to Esther, and she imagined a lispy crusader--thus the title of this post. The movie is super long and super stressful--I peeled all of my nail polish off to relieve some of the anxiety I experienced during the film. I also hid behind my hands and chewed my straw. You might not be as neurotic as me, but just in case, paint your nails before you go. As with any movie, there are predictable moments and some really poorly acted moments--my girl Maggie had one really bad moment when she delivered the line, "You make your own luck". She was "acting" and it showed if you know what I mean. Heath was a great villain, much better than Jack Nicholson. I really wanted Batman to kill him. And I hated the ending as it did not relieve any of my anxiety. I give the film an A-.

Bar review sucks. I'm pretty sure Vicar of Dibley is on in one minute, so I'll end here.

Bonus review: Noble makes a killer Tangerine Cranberry juice. Go buy it. And then drink it. And then thank me.