I sure hope I am not being followed by some bad guys because I have a ridiculous crick in my neck and I cannot turn my head to the left. Paul Rudd is delicious.

So I saw this attractive man today while driving, and I had the sudden urge to follow him. Because nothing is hotter than a chubbie in an old lady car that cannot turn her head--following you.

I'm watching the movie Diggers, and fisherman Paul Rudd is so easy on the eye. I would totally make out with him fresh off the boat.

Anywho, i guess what I am trying to say is...I never noticed how many attractive men there are in the world, and what I'm really really trying to say is: I will only date ivy league men from here on out.

So here's what happened: I was reading a yahoo story and it linked to their dating site, I checked it out--was grossed out and looked on eharmony, was unimpressed, and started thinking about standards. There was an attractive man, but he spelled a lot "allot" so he was out and the rest of them had not completed an undergraduate degree. I also saw my co-worker on one of the sites--the crazy guy that threw paper clips at me my first day. He also dies his hair jet black, and one day I swear he put shoe polish in his hair--it was all drippy and his skin was black around the hair line. Not hot. Seeing him on the site just cinched it for me: no online dating while in this town.

This is a raggedy post. I apologize.