Sunday, September 16, 2007
This is why I won't do on-line dating in this town.
I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.
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Freak!!!!!!
What is a leves and spell list? I didn't know Norwegians were blue people. Goth stuff is too weird?!? Come on man. Is it an optical illusion or does he have just four fingers? Creepy goth stuff, indeed. How do I get in touch with this hot tamale?
I had no idead the Norwegians were blue people. What is a leves and spell list? Goth is too weird?!? Come on man. Is it an optical illusion or does he have only four fingers? Weird goth stuff, indeed. How do I get in touch with this hot tamale?
I'm retarded. I didn't know you had to approve the response before it was posted. I thought I lost it, so I sent it again. But the point remains, how can I get a romance started with this smurf, I mean beautiful blue Norwegian.
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